My election prediction record is 95 percent since I started broadcasting in Virginia on January 2, 2012. Not bad!
So far, my 2016 predictions are 100 percent!
Last losses, from 2015:
- Monty Mason: He’s a beast. Period.
- Amanda Chase: John Moss says checks vote once.
- Jeremy McPike: I drank the GOP Kool-aide and changed my bet at the window. Dumb. Never, ever change your bet.
So here are my Election Day November 8, 2016 predictions thus far:
Disclaimer: My legendary, world renowned and highly coveted political predictions are based on the following not so scientific criteria: total hearsay, unconfirmed rumors, conspiracy theories, pure innuendo, personal insight, moles, RINO’s, Bernie Sanders’ supporters, my high-voltage tin foil hat wired directly into the mother ship (aluminum comes from Chi-coms), William at the dry cleaners, Wayne from the Virginia Zoo, my random radio show callers, pure instinct…and my secret sauce.
It all adds up to a nearly flawless track record! I’m right a whopping 95 percent of the time.
TALK ABOUT TURNING A BIG TENT INTO A TEEPEE!
Well, there they go again.
The Republican Party of Virginia (RPV) is once again concocting exclusionary pledge schemes to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
After losing seven consecutive statewide races in Virginia, you would think the brain trust at RPV would have figured out by now that they need to grow the Party, not dream up Neanderthal parliamentary stunts to further restrict grass roots participation.